*jumps on table* but if you close your eyes *thrOWS VASE AT WALL* DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE *SPLITS TABLE IN HALF AND FALLS TO GROUND* NOTHING CHANGED AT ALL *LEAPS OUT WINDOW* AND IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES *ROLLS ONTO GROUND* DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE *JUMPS UP AND RUNS DOWN THE STREET* YOU’VE BEEN HERE BEFORE *BOMB EXPLODES AND BUILDING CRASHES DOWN* HOW AM I GONNA BE AN OPTIMIST ABOUT THIS *HELICOPTER FALLS TO GROUND AND BLOWS UP* HOW AM I GONNA BE AN OPTIMIST ABOUT THIS
I can’t stress enough how important it is that you surround yourself with supportive people who make you feel important and special, and who enhance your life with their presence. If their presence is making you feel worse instead of better, re-evaluate why you’re letting them stay.
Tonight I let my new housemate talk for fifteen minutes about how bisexuality isn’t a valid sexual orientation and that they’re just greedy and have no standards and need to pick one. And then I told her I was bisexual. The back-pedalling was so messy and hilarious.
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.