thestormypetrelofcrime:

I was thinking about how stupid child leashes are and was reminded of Sam’s harness…

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seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

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owlapin:

owlapin:

Quick guys how do I establish contact with a male I find attractive

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i cant fucking believe you guys

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milkoe:

You heard it from the president himself

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raggediestandi:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

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nosdrinker:

everyone who reblogged this is my enemy

nosdrinker:

everyone who reblogged this is my enemy

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timeywimey-superlock-loki:

yourestupidstupid:

this made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes

'Rose Tyler BIP BOP BAM LOOK AT THIS LAMB'

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techsgtjenn:

evilsoutherngentleman:

zachmckracken:

thefaunprincess:

sugarbone:

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"fight like a girl" is meant to imply weakness, but some girls don’t play nice.

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I LOVE THESE

Promotion of violence.

No. Promotion of defense, owned identity, and power in a violent world.

Bolded.

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disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

alittlebitgayandmore:

Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me

”His amazing butt…”

dead

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commanderknotty:

IF YOU BLAME YOUNG GIRLS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO UNWELCOME SEXUAL ADVANCES FROM ADULT MEN I WILL DESTROY YOU, I WILL ERADICATE EVERY PROTON THAT COMPRISES YOUR WORTHLESS BODY, HOW DARE YOU

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation

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tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

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hankgreensmoustache:

today in class we were reading whitman and my professor said “i want you to pay attention to the homosexual subtext in this section and highlight where you think it’s the most prominent” and i just

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MY TIME HAS COME

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