I am a hermit living in my cave, except when I am forced to interact with people or experience life. Pfft.

jaclcfrost:

guardian-of-heart:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

sorry i was gone for so long i was painting some roses

do you think this is a joke

it is not a joke

But why weren’t you painting them red

woah there queen of hearts 

abyssalpelagic:

jesslaughingalonewith:

dicksp8jrsbowtie:

celestial-awkwardness:

younger-than-the-soul:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

UM

EXCUSE YOU

THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

Unrequited, my arse. 

I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain

bless this post

ruinedchildhood:

arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

hate to break it to you but this is what he actually said.. (x)

humourprince:

givingblowjobs:

monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?

SO CUTE

god damn it moon moon

phonographzerohash:

bless u cyborg

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

• people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
• i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
• people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
• i hate my voice
• i have something really mean to say
• i hate you
• i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

linddzz:

katyaauralee:

Little black submarines
Operator please
Put me back on the line
Told my girl I’d be back

Operator please
This is wreckin’ my mind
Oh can it be
The voices calling me
They get lost
And out of time

I should’ve seen it glow
But everybody knows
That a broken heart is blind
That a broken heart is blind

*SHRIEKS* OH MY GOD

OH MYGOD

ICANT

stovn:

shield-agent-merrick:

bilbosama:

confirm3dkill:

xkrankhaus:

Is this real?! It’s not tagged with anything! :(

Yea these are real, its a Lightning storm crossing paths with the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajökull’s eruption column. 

Here’s a link to the National Geographic Article

Nature is freaking metal

Iceland?

You start to realize why a god of storms & thunder featured so heavily in Norse myth

Never not cool seeing these.

avatar-of-melandru:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

This is the best post on tumblr.

jaclcfrost:

jackfrostftw:

jaclcfrost:

jackfrostftw:

jaclcfrost:

i lose so many followers because of puns

don’t let that stop you

oh, trust me

with me the pun never ends

thats the spirit

no i believe this is the spirit

the winter spirit